Oh. Everyone around me is so cool I can’t stand it! I need to be different! Change my hair and everything Yes! That’s right! Just like this Now I’m ready to face everyone! Look out, world. Here comes the brand new me This is boring. This is boring Ugh. Look at her and her old cords I’ve got wireless. Anyone who’s anyone does She thinks she’s so cool just because her earbuds are new Eww. She’s, like, dancing to her music You and your gross cords should get a life. She’s totally not even worth it. Oof. But I do wish I had cool earbuds, though. You know what? I can fix this! Just time to grab my supplies I’ve got my scissors so now I’m ready! Time to do this. Snip! Now they’re officially cord free And no one can tell the difference! Better make sure to keep this hidden Oh look.
Old school earbuds are back Wait. Now she has cordless ones, too? You know what? Whatever. I had them first Hi. Oh. Her hair is a total mess. I feel bad. I bet people will laugh at her Oof, that would be so hard to deal with Stop. You know what? I’m going to help you out This is a hair intervention. We’ll start by taking out this hair binder Okay but now my hair is messy That’s because I’m still working. You need some color First, we’ll need some markers I’ll cut the end right off and take out the ink It’s a little inky straw.
Which means I can blow through it I’m just going to put it in my mouth and… Voila! All the color is coming out! Okay now that I have the color, I need the cream I’ll just add a little dollop and start mixing it into the color Okay, we’re ready for the next step! I’ve got a plastic glove, so time to dig in I’m going to layer this on a strand of your hair Now to wrap it with aluminum foil Good! It’s purple time! Are you sure this is really a good idea? Yes. You’ll see when it’s all done Foil for this one, too.
Now we’ve just gotta wait Okay, time to check your hair! Just unwrap the foil and voila! Ohhh I think I’m too scared to look… Wait. Is that my hair? It’s green! And purple! Wow! It’s so cute! I love it! I think you need one more thing to really sell the look We’ll just take off these glasses. You can see without them, right? You know what? Take the cardigan off, too We’ll just put it over there. Where it belongs Yep, definitely keep that button undone I do feel pretty, well, pretty… Come on, let’s get to class All right, time to give your new look a try! Whoa. Do you see purple and green like I do? Oh my gosh! No one’s laughing! Thank you so much! Oh, she’s so pretty I’ll just work out over here… Gotta get my stretching in Okay, weights.
Just gotta pick the right one Why can’t I pick up this kettlebell? There we go! Wow. Okay. Please stay on your side with your weights Okay, maybe these will be better Maybe these? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Hey. Yeah, those are my biceps. Sure. Whatever. What? How is she lifting that kettlebell?? Is she, like, Wonder Woman or something? Hey. Loser. Maybe develop some muscles. Ouch. Wonder Woman wouldn’t be so mean. You know what, who even needs these? I’m just going to cut a circle out of this foam Next up, a piece of sandpaper I’m just going to sand around the edges Ooh! Look at that! The edges are all smooth and rounded! Perfect. Now for the next step which needs a knife Time to do some more cutting A little circle right in the middle Just like that.
Now for some metallic spray paint I’ll spray the whole thing so it looks like metal I need to make more than one, and different sizes, too Okay now I need a foam hexagon painted too It’s going right in the middle Now I need this foam dowel I’ll paint it black It’ll fit perfectly in the hole I cut Look at that! I made weights for lifting! Of course, they don’t weigh anything at all! Okay now I just need to wait Here she comes! Hey. 57. 58. 59. Oh my gosh! Those weights look so heavy! Oooh! You’re so strong! Yeah, watch this! It’s no big deal Hey, you want to come with me? What is this? These aren’t real weights! They’re made out of foam! What? Why would anyone even do that? Oh, this party looks excellent! Okay, here’s my chance. Deep breath Hey! How’s it going? Listen to any good podcasts lately? Hey! Look at that over there! Isn’t it cool? What? Where’d she go? Aw.
She ditched me That’s okay. We can try again! Hey! Good punch, huh? Excuse me. I have somewhere I need to be Hi. Great party, right? Oh, sorry. I’m getting a call and I have to take this I bet it wasn’t even a real call. I don’t even know what I’m doing wrong Ouch! Where’s everyone going? They’re all going to see him?! That doesn’t even make sense! What’s he got that I don’t? Oh. I see. His hair! Okay, his wardrobe. Tattoos, too?! How can I compete with that?! But look at how popular he is Huh. What’s this? A rock magazine? Hey! Temporary tattoos! No way! Oh wow! These are incredible! Time to give them a shot! All right, I’m ready for my tattoos Just roll my sleeve up and position the tattoo Now to get it nice and wet Seems to be sticking well Let’s peel it up and see if it worked Whoa! It DID work! It looks so real! Okay.
Time to rock this party with my new look That’s right. I’ve got the hair, the wardrobe, and the tattoos now! Alllll the tattoos There they all are! Hey everyone! Ok, I mean. Hey. What’s up. Ohhhhh look at HIM!! Out of my way! I call dibs! Hey, what happened? Your tattoos are so cool! Well, whatever. At least I’ve got the popcorn Hey, let’s take a selfie! Smile! Hey, look! There he is, over there! Oh, me? Hi everyone! Not you! Get out of the way! Wait, what are you all saying? Oh. Okay. I’ll move That’s right, everyone. I have arrived! Better shake out all this helmet hair Perfect. Now I’m ready to go So cool. Can you believe him and his dumb bike?! Seriously, everyone? Unbelievable Wait. Oh my gosh. She’s coming over here. Hey. Let me tell you something Oh wow, that sounds great! Wow! You drive so fast! No way! How did he get on her bike?! Whoa.